The rump suffers the most frequent abuse from those seeking to do us harm. People will say they want to beat it, kick it, curse it, or claim it as their property. Therefore a special blessing will aid in defending the posterior.
The blessing may be given by anyone desiring to protect the buttocks of anyone else. Simply smack or grab the person firmly on the rear with a loud "Goose!" and they will have the protection of the spirit of the Goose, who has power in land, water, and sky. A similar version may be done on a person's birthday, if a sufficent number of smackings are made to ensure the person will have defense for the year.